The Mama Test
I was out walking with my 6 year old son. He picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the
item away from him and I asked him not to do that.
"Why?" my son asked.
"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been,
it's dirty, and probably has germs", I replied.
At this point, my son looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Mama, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."
I was thinking quickly and replied,
"All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently
pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!", he beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to
be the dad."
"Exactly", I replied back with a big smile on my face.
Hope all you Mama's enjoyed that as much as I did! When you are finished laughing, send this to your Mama friends!
item away from him and I asked him not to do that.
"Why?" my son asked.
"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been,
it's dirty, and probably has germs", I replied.
At this point, my son looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Mama, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."
I was thinking quickly and replied,
"All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mama Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mama."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently
pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!", he beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to
be the dad."
"Exactly", I replied back with a big smile on my face.
Hope all you Mama's enjoyed that as much as I did! When you are finished laughing, send this to your Mama friends!
4 comments:
That is way cute! I am going to copy it. thanks
You always post such cute things! I feel like I am always copying you! I really hope you don't mind.
that's cute I like it! So does the 17th work for you, if it does I'm sending the invites this week. Let me know!
LOL!! This is hilarious and is so true for all men, except of course Mark! He is the exception to most of the "Dad" rules out there! I miss you, I wish we could be closer!
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